Category: Dating and Relationships
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1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)
7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.
17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!
Raaj.
Very interesting, I don't agree with most of this, I believe that a relationship both parties should have equal right, not lets follow the leader and do whatever the leader says. PMS is no excuse to use for saying hurtful things to your bf. Yes, I as a woman like making decisions but I all so like taking turns and letting my man decide, doing the same things over and over can get borring. There's got to be some others here that feel the same way I do both men and women.
I agree with the last poster, this is a joke. I think no specific rules apply to all relationship because every relationship is different. I don't like the concept of these rules that there should be a leader. A relationship should be mutual understanding from both parties, and it should be give and take. If you feel the urge to follow these rules, you can do so, but in my opinion, there's no rules. I think the three basic things that applies to everyone is trust, honesty, and respect. If you cannot trust your boyfriend or girlfriend, then its better to break up. If your not honest with your partner about who you really are, and what your doing, then its pointless to have a relationship cause your just lying to the other person. Last but not the lest, if you lack respect for the other person, then your beter off single, concentrate on your self first, and evaluate yourself. After this, if ever you decide to go back into that relationship, just make sure that you know how to apply the concept of respect because without respect, both of you will just end up fighting all the time.
Another thing, guys don't always cause the misunderstandings, sometimes girls do the same thing. Why does one person have to be responsible for a relationship involving two people. I think relationships are 50 50. When something wrong happens, both parties have something to do with it. One person should never take the blame for everything because no one is perfect. Everyone makes mistakes.
I think the rules apply! No excuses!
Lol jk!
And another thing:
WOMEN ARE ALWAYS RIGHT! NO EXCUSES!
And even if we are wrong, we're still right!
Lol!
My apologies, ladies, but I'm a bit of an antifeminist female here. I agree with every last one of those rules. It's unfortunate that men must put up with such snozshwazsh. It's too bad that most women are this way.
And if women are always right, then so are men. This is nowhere near a joke. As a matter of fact, I think it quite dejecting, not funny. It's all too real.
And hey, Raaj! for once, the man is right. lol!
by saying you are an anti-feminist female, what do you mean?
And raaj, sorry for the derail.
Well, it may have been an overstatement. But I often don't side with women. I think many things that women do or say are reprehensible. Not that men don't do reprehensible things, but women do it more so. And I often don't side with women because many things they say are just down right ridiculous!
My apologies, but our gender doesn't have good representatives.
I'm sorry that you've had such unfortunate experiences with women. But I'll kindly point out the fact that men make up the vast majority of rapists; women do not. And, most of the world's dictators have also been men; and I can think of several more examples. My point is not to say that women are the superior sex, but simply that humanity is a vast race, and almost all qualities (both good and bad) are represented everywhere--regardless of race, physical sex, gender, ability, etc.
But there has been some women under some circumstanses to do some pretty twisted stuff--- you just don't here about it, but it has happened.
Passive aggression.
post 10, I have no clue what you're getting at.
I think maybe what poster numver 10 was trying to say is it's not just men who do some twisted things, women can be players to u just don't hear to mutch about it because the stario type is if a woman sleeps around and dates several guys at a time she's a hore but it's perfectly fine for a man to do sutch things. I can't think of anything else to add at this time but yah maybe that might clear some things up.
Raaj they are not to be documented. We'll have to tie you to a tree and whip you now. ready ladies? lol I'm so kidding, but it's true that women may not be dictators, but sometimes the tretchery a woman can put forth is even more discusting or just as bad as a man.
Take the sterio type for the south. A father having insestuous relationships with a child. Put a mother there now, put a mother a female teacher as a rapest, and it has happened and the way women are to be trusted as nurturers. That's as bad or worse. Women have allot of quiet vennum that men don't have the anger of most men and the things they do is more on display where women have emotional and mental playing games unparileled. That's reality folks. It's not one gender better than another it's the fact that each gender has a different arsonal.
I never denied that women don't do terrible things, though. The point of my initial post was to bring attention to the fact that horrible acts will be commited by all types of people: men, women, people of all ethnicities, religions, etc.
Haha! Love it!
well said poster 14. different arsinals indeed
I'm tempted to move this to the joke board, but some of the discussions that have spun off it are quite something. In case anyone wonders, which they probably don't but I'll say it anyway lol, I tend to have a less shovanistic way of thinking in that both men and women can be as rediculous and as sensible as each other. We form our oppinions from our socialization in the family and among our peers, (among other things), and so a lot depends on the environment in which we grew up and find ourselves. We are also products of our time. If this had been the 30's, for example, views quite probably would've been vastly different. Point being that as many social environments as there are, there are as many viewpoints, some because of and some in spite of those environments. That all makes for a pretty mixed bag of how relationships should be conducted. So the answer? lol How should I know I'm still single after all, *grins*. Communication, knowing the boundaries and respecting each other, at a wild guess.
Excuse the ramble, I was board and found the subject matter interesting.
Cheers,
Simon